Vacuum Jokes

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Richard Thread Starter

I don’t argue about who’s cleaning, I just schedule it and walk away.

26-2-2026 19:50:47 GB Translate View Original Text

Richard Thread Starter

The real VIP in this house? The docking station. Prime location, always respected.

26-2-2026 19:51:04 GB Translate View Original Text

Richard Thread Starter

I’ve caught myself explaining mapping logic to guests who definitely didn’t ask.

26-2-2026 19:51:29 GB Translate View Original Text

Richard Thread Starter

When it finishes without errors, I feel like we both achieved something.

26-2-2026 19:51:58 GB Translate View Original Text

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