Vacuum Jokes

Something a little fun for the forum

My robot vacuum is the only thing in my house that consistently picks up after me.

I bought a new vacuum yesterday… it sucks

I tried arguing with my vacuum… but it just kept collecting dirt.

My old vacuum finally broke. It just couldn’t handle the pressure.

I opened a vacuum repair shop, business really sucks.

I trust my vacuum more than most people, at least it sucks up to me.

I bought a silent vacuum… turns out it was just ghosting me.

My vacuum and I have an understanding, it handles the mess, I create it.

My vacuum has more attachments than my email.

My vacuum cleaner is like my life, a lot of noise, minimal progress. 🤭