Vacuum Jokes

Dreame handles the floors, Alexa handles the talking, perfect partnership.

I trust Dreame’s navigation more than Alexa’s understanding of what I just said.

“Alexa, start cleaning.”
Dreame: already halfway through before I finish the sentence.

Alexa controls the house… Dreame controls the mess. Know the hierarchy.

I asked Alexa for help cleaning once. She politely handed it over to Dreame and stayed out of it.

Dreame maps the house perfectly. Alexa still can’t map what I mean by “that light.”

The dream team: Alexa gives the orders, Dreame gets the results.

Alexa takes requests. Dreame takes action.

I asked Alexa to clean… she wisely outsourced it to Dreame.

Dreame cleans so well, Alexa doesn’t even try anymore.