Vacuum Jokes

My robot vacuum mapped the house… and still can’t find its way to commitment. 😂

My vacuum doesn’t judge. It just quietly collects the evidence. 😉

My robot vacuum has better navigation skills than my sat nav.

I didn’t choose the clean life, the clean life mapped my house and scheduled itself.

I told my vacuum it missed a spot… it updated its firmware out of spite 🫣

The only thing in my house that respects boundaries? The no-go zones.

I trust my vacuum’s obstacle avoidance more than my own.

My vacuum has one job… and somehow still makes me look lazy.

Owning a Dreame means checking the cleaning map like it’s a fitness tracker… “Look at those straight lines. Beautiful.”

don’t rearrange furniture for guests anymore, I rearrange it for better LiDAR coverage.