Vacuum Jokes

I didn’t realise how messy my house was until my Dreame sent me a cleaning history report. Evidence.

I don’t check the weather in the morning, I check the battery percentage.

My Dreame knows the layout of my house better than some of my relatives.

“Do Not Disturb” mode is for the robot… not the family.

I used to walk through my house freely. Now I check the app first to avoid interrupting a mission.

I’ve never defended a machine this passionately in my life. “No, it didn’t miss a spot. It was strategic.” 😂

The first time it created a perfect map, I felt like framing it.

I don’t move shoes anymore, I test obstacle avoidance.

When someone says, “It’s just a vacuum,” I know they’ve never owned a Dreame. 👍

The real glow-up wasn’t the house renovation… it was upgrading the suction level.